Top 10 Reasons Harper Should Not Have Dissolved Parliament

Brenda Crawford | Aug 12, 2015

10. Scott Reid will have to travel south of Hwy. 7 for a few visits.

9. Stephen will gain weight on the longer campaign trail, eating and drinking his way through Canada, necessitating a new wardrobe.

8. Mrs. Harper and his two kids giving up their carefree summer to be paraded around for public scrutiny.

7. Having to come clean about his lies concerning the economy and the imaginary surplus, the child tax benefit that is taxable now, all his failed schemes, and now having to bring back other parties programmes, i.e. home Reno $$$ sometime in the far future.

6. So many more conservative ads on TV that make most people sick and quite numb. We were "just not ready".

5. Apathy for politicking in the heat of the summer.

4. Taking the spotlight away from good old Mike Duffy.

3. $50,000,000.00 to sustain this long adventure, for which we are paying half. Did I type enough 000s?

2. Reinstating disgraced Senators who are now back on the payroll, with all benefits as well. Pamela and others can now return to the lifestyle they have so missed this last while. Of course we are so glad to share this expense.

The number 1 reason is that Stephen is just too controlling and set on his own course. He has lost so many of his close cronies because of this attitude. He is "just not ready" to accept change.

Apologies to David Letterman.

P.S. Justin's hair is much nicer, Mulcair is so calming, and Ms. May is just too cute!